Toilet Timer

As seen on ABC's "Shark Tank" and born on 🌈 Kickstarter, this explosively funny gag gift is a unique and fun ⏳ 5-minute sand timer for your favorite 💩 stinker. No more 40-minute poop breaks, guys. Help your loved one get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

⏳ Runs for about five minutes

How long does your loved one spend in the bathroom actually doing their business? Help them keep things moving with our nifty device.

💫 Just spin to set

We've concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Want to sit for 10 minutes? Just flip it again!

🕰️ The gift of timeliness

They'll get the hint. And quickly get back to the people they love and are trying to avoid. 

What Is It?

Toilet Timer is a unique sand timer that runs for about five minutes. Help your beloved poo-crastinator get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

Who Is It for?

This gift is a funny stocking stuffer for men, dads and husbands, a great gag or birthday gift, and is perfect for fathers at Christmas, or as a white elephant gift, or secret Santa gift.

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